This blog is to clear some air about me. I broke my leg in half 3 years ago, and have just been given the OK to pursue any goals. I have 2 nemeses in my life. One is a guy I work with. His name is Andy Bach…chump. Then there is this old guy named Brian Swain. These guys are fast on a bicycle and I am striving to crush them in the 2009 rides.
If you can’t tell by now I’m very sarcastic and like to stir up trouble. I’m married to a beautiful woman named Felisha. I have an adopted Greyhound named Dolce. I’m poor because I spend way too much money on bicycling stuff.
This next year I’m going to try and get over my fear of racing. I plan to do 2 roller races, and maybe one crit. I like to ride with the fast guys, but I don’t have the race mindset that they do. I like to goof off, but still go fast. I can climb hills and sprint like a mad man, but don’t have the heart and lungs on the flats.
I guess I have a third nemesis. This one I forgot about because she’s very forgettable. Her name is Lacy Douglas. This little 16 year old punk is a super strong rider, and she knows it. The only reason I like her is because I can draft behind her. I’ll probably get some flak for this, but who cares, next year I’m gonna crush her.